The unforgettable memories: This joke is submitted by Sabbir Ahmed: A software marriage :
> >>
> >>Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged
> >>in."
> >>
> >>Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
> >>Husband: Bad command or filename.
> >>
> >>Wife: What about my new TV?
> >>Husband: Variable not found...
> >>
> >>Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
> >>Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
> >>
> >>Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
> >>funny ?
> >>Husband: Too many parameters...
> >>
> >>Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
> >>Husband: Data type mismatch.
> >>
> >>Wife: You are a useless nut.
> >>Husband: By Default
> >>
> >>Wife: What about your Salary?
> >>Husband: File in use...Try after some time.
> >>
> >>Wife: What is my value in the family ?
> >>Husband: Unknown Virus.
> >>Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
> >>Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
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